You can tell it is the worst magazine ever based on a number of factors. First, the name of this magazine is The Conservative Teen.  [Note: at the time I wrote this, the site had already been taken down.]

Second, take a look at the cover.

Don’t those kids look all wholesome and Aryan? Why sure they do. Too bad that the photo is a stock photo from … wait for it … Denmark, not even the US.

Three: The headlines alone are offensive enough to turn off readers. Here is my favorite:

Fourth, the magazine assumes its readers cannot understand the simplest of words, and therefore it offers parenthetical definitions of such brain teasers as:

It is best to turn to Stephen Colbert for the straight scoop:

Finally, check out this essay by Harry Cheadle of Vice. It is too good to pass up.