How far from the future is this Onion “news” story?
New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users’ Ears
How far from the future is this Onion “news” story?
New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users’ Ears
Many of my friends seem aggressively disinterested in foreign films. I love them. And this doesn’t help.
Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed By Lars Von Trier
By the way, Lars Von Trier is, in fact, a great director.
Even The Onion gets it. The Onion ably describes the reality of dealing with for-profit insurance companies who protect their own profits above the needs of their insureds. Once again, using humor, The Onion hits the truth. Read the whole piece.
After years of battling crippling premiums and agonizing deductibles, local resident Michael Haige finally succumbed this week to the health insurance policy that had ravaged his adult life.
Haige, who had suffered from limited medical coverage for nearly a decade, passed away early Monday morning. According to sources, the 46-year-old was laid to rest at Fairplains cemetery, surrounded by friends, family members, and more than $300,000 of mounting debt.
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According to an independent study released last month by the Mayo Clinic, health insurance is the nation’s No. 2 cause of death, claiming the lives of some 400,000 Americans each year. A silent killer, health insurance often strikes without warning, its harmful and profit-based policies avoiding detection until it is far too late. Although the cruel bureaucratic disorder does not discriminate, statistics have shown that senior citizens, young dependents, and those woefully underemployed are most at risk.
The Onion talks to the man (and woman) on the street. (h/t DaringFireball)
Over at Making Light, they have compiled the definitive list of headlines covering the Bush years, with links to the underlying stories. The publication from which the headlines come: The Onion. Excerpt:
September 26, 2001: American Life Turns Into Bad Jerry Bruckheimer Movie.
September 26, 2001: Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell.
September 26, 2001: God Angrily Clarifies ‘Don’t Kill’ Rule.
September 26, 2001: Hugging Up 76,000 Percent.
September 26, 2001: Arab-American Third-Grader Returns From Recess Crying, Saying He Didn’t Kill Anyone.
September 26, 2001: Not Knowing What Else To Do, Woman Bakes American-Flag Cake.
September 26, 2001: Bush Sr. Apologizes To Son For Funding Bin Laden In ’80s.
September 26, 2001: Report: Gen X Irony, Cynicism May Be Permanently Obsolete.
September 26, 2001: Jerry Falwell: Is That Guy A Dick Or What?
September 26, 2001: The U.S. Military Is Pondering Its Response Options.
September 26, 2001: Talking To Your Child About The WTC Attack.
September 26, 2001: U.S. Vows To Defeat Whoever It Is We’re At War With.
September 26, 2001: President Urges Calm, Restraint Among Nation’s Ballad Singers.
September 26, 2001: Statshot: How Have We Spent the Last Two Weeks?
September 26, 2001: Dinty Moore Breaks Long Silence On Terrorism With Full-Page Ad.
September 26, 2001: Point/Counterpoint: We Must Retaliate With Blind Rage…
September 26, 2001: Infographic: Making America Safer.
I just knew this day was coming sooner or later. It appears that the United Nations has acquired a nuclear weapon and is now demanding world-wide compliance. with its peace and environmental goals. Excerpt:
“All efforts are being made to engage this nationless threat in diplomatic talks, but so far, they remain uncooperative,” U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff said. “However, I can assure you that the United States will not be pushed around. We will not be bullied into limiting our carbon-dioxide emissions or honoring the conditions established by the Geneva Conventions. The United States will not bend.”
Speaking at a press conference Tuesday, President Bush echoed Chertoff’s sentiments.
“This rogue group of unbiased mediators will not be tolerated,” said Bush, who has promised to continue his eight-year pledge not to negotiate with the United Nations under any circumstances. “If the U.N. thinks it can force the world to appreciate the equality of all people and their right to live free of poverty, hunger, and inhumane treatment, I say to them, ‘Bring it on.’”