Political quote of the day

If I embarrassed the state, I apologize, but that certainly wasn’t my intent.

– Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett (and Arizona Co-Chair of Romney’s campaign), who had threatened to remove Barrack Obama’s name from the presidential ballot in that state unless he received absolute “proof” from Hawaii that Obama was born there.  When asked, Bennett admitted that the didn’t seek similar information from Michigan regarding Mitt Romney’s birth.

Political quote of the day

Mitt Romney has been forced to say, ‘Look, I overstepped my bounds here. I went outside the parameters here. I went off the reservation with this hire. The pro-family community has called me back to the table here. Called me back inside the borders of the reservation.’

Bryan Fischer, of the American Family Association, bragging about the departure from the Romney campaign of an openly gay conservative foreign policy adviser, Richard Grennell. I guess that Mitt’s Etch-a-Sketch must be broken.

The worst magazine…ever

You can tell it is the worst magazine ever based on a number of factors. First, the name of this magazine is The Conservative Teen.  [Note: at the time I wrote this, the site had already been taken down.]

Second, take a look at the cover.

Don’t those kids look all wholesome and Aryan? Why sure they do. Too bad that the photo is a stock photo from … wait for it … Denmark, not even the US.

Three: The headlines alone are offensive enough to turn off readers. Here is my favorite:

Fourth, the magazine assumes its readers cannot understand the simplest of words, and therefore it offers parenthetical definitions of such brain teasers as:

It is best to turn to Stephen Colbert for the straight scoop:

Finally, check out this essay by Harry Cheadle of Vice. It is too good to pass up.

Political quote of the day

Republican leaders are afraid of Rush Limbaugh.

[House Speaker John] Boehner comes out and says Rush’s language was inappropriate. Using the salad fork for your entrée, that’s inappropriate. Not this stuff. And it was depressing because what it indicates is that the Republican leaders are afraid of Rush Limbaugh. They want to bomb Iran, but they’re afraid of Rush Limbaugh.

George Will, yesterday, on This Week on ABC TV.  By the way, seven advertisers have now pulled out of Rush Limbaugh’s radio show.

Limbaugh apologizes

For over 20 years, I have illustrated the absurd with absurdity, three hours a day, five days a week.  In this instance, I chose the wrong words in my analogy of the situation. I did not mean a personal attack on Ms. Fluke.

Rush Limbaugh from a post on his website. But how could he not have intended a personal attack on Ms. Fluke, given the words he used:

On Wednesday, he called her a “slut” who “wants to be paid to have sex”; on Thursday, he said she was “having so much sex, it’s amazing she can still walk”; and on Friday, after Senate Democrats beat back a Republican challenge to the new policy, he said Ms. Fluke had testified that she was “having sex so frequently that she can’t afford all the birth-control pills that she needs.”

What sane person would view this as anything other than a personal attack? In any event, Limbaugh’s statements did great damage to the Republican brand, such as it is, and certainly weakens their appeal among women.

I think Maureen Dowd has a good take:

Isn’t this the last guy who should be pointing fingers and accusing others of taking pills for recreational purposes?

He said insuring contraception would represent another “welfare entitlement,” which is wrong — tax dollars would not provide the benefit, employers and insurance companies would. And women would not be getting paid just “to have sex.” They’d be getting insurance coverage toward the roughly $1,000 annual expense of trying to avoid unwanted pregnancies and abortions, and to control other health conditions. This is something men and conservatives should want too, and not just because those outcomes actually do cost taxpayers money.

Limbaugh leeringly suggested that were taxpayers to be stuck with the bill, Fluke and other “feminazis” should give them something back: sex videos. “We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch,” he said.

Political quote of the day

Satan has his sights on the United States of America! Satan is attacking the great institutions of America, using those great vices of pride, vanity, and sensuality as the root to attack all of the strong plants that has so deeply rooted in the American tradition.

Rick Santorum